221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

(Source: acoolshark)

ahorseformykingdom:

I’m sorry for everything I said. I didn’t mean it. I was just hungry.

tzikeh:

1) Benedict Cumberbatch gave a phenomenal performance as Khan Noonien Singh in Star Trek: Into Darkness.

2) The casting of a white man as Khan Noonien Singh in 2013 is HIGHLY PROBLEMATIC.

3) Both of these things can be true at the same time.

4) No, really; they can.

Why tho?

queeniman:

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

I KNOW RIGHT WTH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT THAT WAY.

Give me those things, and you can have the rest.

they wanted the highway, they’re happy there today.

This was my fucking jam back in the day!

(Source: roma-mc)

(Source: thingsorganizedneatly)

beben-eleben:

A Daddy’s Letter to His Little Girl (About Her Future Husband)

 Dear Cutie-Pie,

Recently, your mother and I were searching for an answer on Google. Halfway through entering the question, Google returned a list of the most popular searches in the world. Perched at the top of the list was “How to keep him interested.”

It startled me. I scanned several of the countless articles about how to be sexy and sexual, when to bring him a beer versus a sandwich, and the ways to make him feel smart and superior.

And I got angry.

Little One, it is not, has never been, and never will be your job to “keep him interested.”

Little One, your only task is to know deeply in your soul—in that unshakeable place that isn’t rattled by rejection and loss and ego—that you are worthy of interest. (If you can remember that everyone else is worthy of interest also, the battle of your life will be mostly won. But that is a letter for another day.)

If you can trust your worth in this way, you will be attractive in the most important sense of the word: you will attract a boy who is both capable of interest and who wants to spend his one life investing all of his interest in you.

Little One, I want to tell you about the boy who doesn’t need to be kept interested, because he knows you are interesting:

I don’t care if he puts his elbows on the dinner table—as long as he puts his eyes on the way your nose scrunches when you smile. And then can’t stop looking.

I don’t care if he can’t play a bit of golf with me—as long as he can play with the children you give him and revel in all the glorious and frustrating ways they are just like you.

I don’t care if he doesn’t follow his wallet—as long as he follows his heart and it always leads him back to you.

I don’t care if he is strong—as long as he gives you the space to exercise the strength that is in your heart.

I couldn’t care less how he votes—as long as he wakes up every morning and daily elects you to a place of honor in your home and a place of reverence in his heart.

I don’t care about the color of his skin—as long as he paints the canvas of your lives with brushstrokes of patience, and sacrifice, and vulnerability, and tenderness.

I don’t care if he was raised in this religion or that religion or no religion—as long as he was raised to value the sacred and to know every moment of life, and every moment of life with you, is deeply sacred.

In the end, Little One, if you stumble across a man like that and he and I have nothing else in common, we will have the most important thing in common:

You.

Because in the end, Little One, the only thing you should have to do to “keep him interested” is to be you.

Your eternally interested guy,

Daddy

(Source: followandreblog)

1-upfitness:

Everytime I see a sloth GIF I reblog it for Aaron :3

He looks like he’s made of pipe cleaners! oh my lubb.

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allons-ydraco:

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

osobigbear:

women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.

boycott humanity

Best post in the universe

But men could do the same thing too?…

I’m getting pretty tired of seeing posts about men where the comments are all “holy fuck” and “he’s so hot” and “UNF gimme gimme” and the like, because they’re all by the same girls who would be hard pressed to accept when men post pictures of females and say the SAME damn things. If you don’t want men to objectify female bodies, DON’T BE FEMALES WHO OBJECTIFY MALE BODIES. It’s not about oppressing them to make them understand, that’s what we call hipocrisy. Instead, treat them how you want to be treated. Fuck, it’s not that fucking hard.