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(Source: thisissynyster)

When I die, I hope they make me the patron saint of butts.

pitchforkreviews:

I think Titanic may actually be my least favorite movie

Zach, you might be my spirit animal. No one else understands when I say I just don’t like Titanic. And you love butts.

likeneelyohara:

Michael Fassbender

yes.

Love the use of negative space in tattoos. Ughhh

(Source: matryoshka-ftw)

I tried to go lay by the pool today. It was infested with already-overly-tan guido-wannabe’s (why would anyone even wanna be like that?!) so my first attempt to enjoy the summer to its fullest was ruined. I think there should be a tan limit. I mean, Jesus, look at me. I should be a melanin charity case. Instead, all the chairs were taken by people who probably already have stage 3 melanomas. God, maybe I’ll just dye my hair red and blame my deep Irish roots for the frozen-turkey white that is my skin. So much for trying to make a change in my life.

theblackhood:

arunbyfruiting:

xjessicles:

damnthatswhack:

Almost Politically Correct Redneck

[Slacktory]

This meme should be called Well Meaning White Man.

I thought “What if he sees these. Imagine how bad he’ll feel…” but then I realized that he probably doesn’t know what the Internet is.

maaayyybbbeeeee?

I need the snake one…

(Source: poisonedtwinkie)